Testing Expands for California Grocery Store Workers

As of Monday, May 4, 14 staffers at the Aptos New Leaf Community Markets had tested positive for COVID-19.

A cluster of cases forced the store to temporarily close. New Leaf tested 80 employees, and more than 40 of the tests have come back negative.

New Leaf wanted to test all of its employees around the time that the store first closed, but Health Officer Dr. Gail Newel advised against it. The issue was the limited supply of tests. “Because we haven’t validated testing in asymptomatic people, we said that was not a good idea,” Newel said at an April 23 press conference.

But the grocery store chain was able to access several dozen tests—enough to test both symptomatic and asymptomatic workers—through a Santa Cruz County healthcare provider late last month, according to Lindsay Gizdich, New Leaf’s marketing specialist.

In the days that followed, the California Department of Public Health (CDPH), which has been working to ramp up testing, changed the tiered priority for how to allocate tests. On May 1, the CDPH released a guidance putting essential workers—“e.g., utility workers, grocery store workers, food supply workers”—in the top tier when it comes to allocating COVID-19 tests.

New Leaf has been paying all employees who are quarantined at home due to possible exposure to the coronavirus.

“We are staying in touch with all staff while they are recovering and self-isolating at home,” Gizdich tells GT via email. “We are still awaiting some test results but can assure the community that all staff members who are working in the Aptos store have tested negative for COVID-19 and have been cleared to return to work by their healthcare provider. We have not been notified of any other store staff cases.”


Rob Brezsny’s Astrology: May 6-12

Free will astrology for the week of May 6, 2020

ARIES (March 21-April 19): According to Aries author and mythologist Joseph Campbell, “The quest for fire occurred not because anyone knew what the practical uses for fire would be, but because it was fascinating.” He was referring to our early human ancestors, and how they stumbled upon a valuable addition to their culture because they were curious about a powerful phenomenon, not because they knew it would ultimately be so valuable. I invite you to be guided by a similar principle in the coming weeks, Aries. Unforeseen benefits may emerge during your investigation into flows and bursts that captivate your imagination.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious,” says businessperson and entrepreneur John Sculley. You Tauruses aren’t renowned for such foresight. It’s more likely to belong to Aries and Sagittarius people. Your tribe is more likely to specialize in doing the good work that turns others’ bright visions into practical realities. But this year of the coronavirus could be an exception to the general rule. In the past three months as well as in the next six months, many of you bulls have been and will continue to be catching glimpses of interesting possibilities before they become obvious. Give yourself credit for this knack. Be alert for what it reveals.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): For 148 uninterrupted years, American militias and the American army waged a series of wars against the native peoples who lived on the continent before Europeans came. There were more than 70 conflicts that lasted from 1776 until 1924. If there is any long-term struggle or strife that even mildly resembles that situation in your own personal life, our global healing crisis is a favorable time to call a truce and cultivate peace. Start now! It’s a ripe and propitious time to end hostilities that have gone on too long.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Novelist Marcel Proust was a sensitive, dreamy, emotional, self-protective, creative Cancerian. That may explain why he wasn’t a good soldier. During his service in the French army, he was ranked 73rd in a squad of 74. On the other hand, his majestically intricate seven-volume novel In Search of Lost Time is a masterpiece—one of the 20th century’s most influential literary works. In evaluating his success as a human being, should we emphasize his poor military performance and downplay his literary output? Of course not! Likewise, Cancerian, in the coming weeks I’d like to see you devote vigorous energy to appreciating what you do best and no energy at all to worrying about your inadequacies.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Fortune resists half-hearted prayers,” wrote the poet Ovid more than 2,000 years ago. I will add that fortune also resists poorly formulated intentions, feeble vows, and sketchy plans—especially now, during a historical turning point when the world is undergoing massive transformations. Luckily, I don’t see those lapses being problems for you in the coming weeks, Leo. According to my analysis, you’re primed to be clear and precise. Your willpower should be working with lucid grace. You’ll have an enhanced ability to assess your assets and make smart plans for how to use them.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Last year the Baltimore Museum of Art announced it would acquire works exclusively from women artists in 2020. A male art critic complained, “That’s unfair to male artists.” Here’s my reply: Among major permanent art collections in the U.S. and Europe, the work of women makes up five percent of the total. So what the Baltimore Museum did is a righteous attempt to rectify the existing excess. It’s a just and fair way to address an unhealthy imbalance. In accordance with current omens and necessities, Virgo, I encourage you to perform a comparable correction in your personal sphere.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the course of my life, I’ve met many sharp thinkers with advanced degrees from fine universities—who are nonetheless stunted in their emotional intelligence. They may quote Shakespeare and discourse on quantum physics and explain the difference between the philosophies of Kant and Hegel, and yet have less skill in understanding the inner workings of human beings or in creating vibrant intimate relationships. Yet most of these folks are not extreme outliers. I’ve found that virtually all of us are smarter in our heads than we are in our hearts. The good news, Libra, is that our current global healing crisis is an excellent time for you to play catch up. Do what poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti suggests: “Make your mind learn its way around the heart.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Aphorist Aaron Haspel writes, “The less you are contradicted, the stupider you become. The more powerful you become, the less you are contradicted.” Let’s discuss how this counsel might be useful to you in the coming weeks. First of all, I suspect you will be countered and challenged more than usual, which will offer you rich opportunities to become smarter. Secondly, I believe you will become more powerful as long as you don’t try to stop or discourage the influences that contradict you. In other words, you’ll grow your personal authority and influence to the degree that you welcome opinions and perspectives that are not identical to yours.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “It’s always too early to quit,” wrote author Norman Vincent Peale. We should put his words into perspective, though. He preached “the power of positive thinking.” He was relentless in his insistence that we can and should transcend discouragement and disappointment. So we should consider the possibility that he was overly enthusiastic in his implication that we should never give up. What do you think, Sagittarius? I’m guessing this will be an important question for you to consider in the coming weeks. It may be time to re-evaluate your previous thoughts on the matter and come up with a fresh perspective. For example, maybe it’s right to give up on one project if it enables you to persevere in another.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The 16-century mystic nun Saint Teresa of Avila was renowned for being overcome with rapture during her spiritual devotions. At times she experienced such profound bliss through her union with God that she levitated off the ground. “Any real ecstasy is a sign you are moving in the right direction,” she wrote. I hope that you will be periodically moving in that direction yourself during the coming weeks, Capricorn. Although it may seem odd advice to receive during our global healing crisis, I really believe you should make appointments with euphoria, delight, and enchantment.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Grammy-winning musician and composer Pharrell Williams has expertise in the creative process. “If someone asks me what inspires me,” he testifies, “I always say, ‘That which is missing.’” According to my understanding of the astrological omens, you would benefit from making that your motto in the coming weeks. Our global healing crisis is a favorable time to discover what’s absent or empty or blank about your life, and then learn all you can from exploring it. I think you’ll be glad to be shown what you didn’t consciously realize was lost, omitted, or lacking.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I am doing my best to not become a museum of myself,” declares poet Natalie Diaz. I think she means that she wants to avoid defining herself entirely by her past. She is exploring tricks that will help her keep from relying so much on her old accomplishments that she neglects to keep growing. Her goal is to be free of her history, not to be weighed down and limited by it. These would be worthy goals for you to work on in the coming weeks, Pisces. What would your first step be?

Experiment: To begin the next momentous healing, tell the simple, brave, and humble truth about yourself. Testify at freewillastrology.com.

Mother’s Day: Risa’s Stars May 6-12

Esoteric astrology as news for the week of May 6, 2020

Thursday is Wesak, the Buddha full moon festival. We spend the following days after Wesak integrating the Buddha’s blessing and watering our gardens with the Wesak waters. The Wesak festival occurs during the night at 17.20 degrees Taurus. As the Buddha appears, he is accompanied by the Forces of Enlightenment, which strengthen the will and wisdom of humanity. During Taurus, with assistance from the Forces of Enlightenment, directed by the Buddha, we are to establish the Art of Living, Right Education, Right Thinking, Right Human Relations and learn to make Right Choices.

Sunday is Mother’s Day, honoring all mothers (and fathers who are also mothers), the nurturing principle within all of humanity. With Capricorn moon, Mother’s Day is a practical day. As mothers impart love and intelligence to their children, so does (Mother) Earth attempt to teach us. We remember the fourth commandment (Aries law) to “Honor thy mother and father.” Many have forgotten this commandment (and the other nine given to humanity through Moses at the beginning of the Aries Age). As parents age, they look to their children for love, care, guidance and companionship. Parent/child positions change. On this Capricorn day, we convey (Mercury/Jupiter) love, gratitude and respect (Capricorn) to our mothers. For those whose mothers have died, we recite the Mantram of Compassion, Om Mani Padme Hum. Note: Sunday begins a week of unusual multiple retrogrades (Saturn, Venus, Jupiter). Life everywhere turns inward.

ARIES: As everything has transformed in a moment’s notice everywhere in our world, thoughts of resources, values, money, possessions and care for others becomes the focus. You ponder on how to be creative, how to “make all things new” and how to assure your financial future. You are not afraid, but you know the future of the world is in question. You also know previous plans and agendas no longer apply.

TAURUS: There is a deep, purposeful need to recreate all aspects of your life, including making yourself anew. Look at and assess your self-esteem and body image, question your health and availability—are you or are you not able to surge forward to secure the future? You feel the fire of aspiration to have an environment in which you can use your intuitive power and purposeful use of will. You will lead, everyone follows (except a few).

GEMINI: You have many thoughts and many unusual dreams about someone from the past. Your dreams also demonstrate a new life path is needed. At first the dreams are opaque, but then you realize the dreams are the Waters of Life calling you to be in a community where spirituality is the focus, purity is the rule and liberation the path, which is the pathway of the Server. All of this is done in the garden.

CANCER: I have often written the words, “contact releases love.” This is especially important for the moon child now and in the coming months. Groups, communities, friends assist you in acquiring a greater sense of self-worth and identity, in recognizing your gifts and abilities. It’s best to be in small groups or one-on-one encounters. What groups would you like to belong to? Who are your friends?

LEO: You are accomplished in the world of form and matter. Your sense of identity and pride in yourself have helped you succeed in being a bright star of a leader. Now you begin a new cycle—several, actually—where you move ahead with new agendas and public recognition. Remember to lead with love, and that the first test for leaders is pride. Hold yours intact; have pride in others first.

VIRGO: Things far away interest you, especially now. Things metaphysical having to do with justice, liberty, libraries, journeys and places of study are significant to you. You want to enrich your mind, broaden your knowledge base, create new ways of thinking that create a new future life. Hints as to how to proceed are in the visions you’re having.

LIBRA: Look at all expenses, especially those shared with others. Attempt to lessen the outlay for a while. Pay off loans and debts as soon as possible. There are hidden expenses you might be unaware of. Become more conscious of your finances, creating a monthly financial plan that includes planning for unexpected expenses. In some ways, your life is a secret. Is it hidden from those close to you? There’s a longing within your heart. What is it?

SCORPIO: You can be the most stable of signs when it comes to partnerships and relationships. However, sometimes you’re hidden from your partner. Scorpios need a long time in order to trust another. But when trust does come, you are theirs forever. Partnerships are a fragile balancing act. Partnerships heal and sustain and transform. You realize you always must “do your part,” impeccably.

SAGITTARIUS: Although it seems shrouded at times, you are inching slowly toward something (anything, you think) that makes your work easier, more interesting and more significant. Often the present difficulties are not understood till much later when we realize how useful the tests were (are). What is occurring in our world is valuable now. Work with others a bit more playfully. Tend to someone close by.

CAPRICORN: A great depth of creativity will emerge from you in the coming times and this continues for a long time to come. There is spontaneity of spirit at the root of your creativity and a deep aspiration to have fun, to play, to be light and free and to share this with others. You have moved from the crystal form to a diamond. Your imagination, originality, inspiration and ingenuity shine as bright as a star.

AQUARIUS: You sense the need for a new foundation, perhaps a home or a new awareness of self. You are very creative. The art that you create is a foundation of identity. However, you also must have solid things in form and matter. Although you are an air sign, it would be good to begin a garden. It would ground and stabilize you. Begin with several basil and tomato plants, oregano, parsley and dill. And marigolds.

PISCES: When someone needs help, Pisces runs towards it. True healers choose different pathways of healing—nutrition, biochemistry, naturopathy, Ayurveda, acupuncture, homeopathy. To reclaim one’s inner terrain, study what is true healing, and what is not. It involves oxygen and the understanding of the blood, the life force. Ferrum Phos (oxygen carrier) is the homeopathic cell salt for Pisces—sign of the saving force for humanity.

The Can’t-Miss Carnitas Kit from Steamer Lane Supply

One woman’s pushback against this winter of our discontent: a Carnitas Kit for Two

Gifted with a brilliant sense of food, Fran Grayson’s been humming along at her surfing cafe with a view, Steamer Lane Supply, for a while now. But right now is her moment when what it takes to make it through all of this is a very small operation built around take-away, low prices, and a menu packed with huge flavors. 

The hot item now is a kit for creating your own in-house carnitas tacos with all the trimmings. Grayson’s firm, clear dominatrix directions ensure that even someone with Norwegian ancestry can serve up authentic carnitas. Included in the $24 kit is a foil-wrapped slab of slow-cooked pork, a pack of corn tortillas, a mound of fresh-sliced cabbage, cilantro, little containers of two salsas, a bigger container of luscious escabeche of pickled carrots, peppers, onions, limes, and another container of nopales ready to strew on top of everything. 

Here was a righteous dining experience to tweak as we wished. The pork, fired up for a few minutes on each side of my own cast iron frying pan, was so good we couldn’t talk. The marinated carrots were addictive. This food is alive! We had the satisfaction of preparing it at home, with no hint of reheating. Grayson’s very clear directions guaranteed that the crisp, sizzling results were frankly outrageous. All we could do was eat. And eat. We added Tapatio but it wasn’t really needed. 

There was enough provided in the Carnitas Kit for two medium-sized people to enjoy two meals. And we did. If you’re a larger size person you might not want to share at all. So get two. But I warn you, Steamer Lane Supply is generous with portions. 

Again, the process is simple as hell. You call, order, give your card number, then drive into the 10-minute parking spot right in front of the shop on West Cliff Drive. You call or text and someone (in mask and gloves) brings out your food and pops it in your car. Don’t forget to include a healthy tip when you pay! And be grateful that chef-entrepreneurs like Grayson don’t let viruses get in their way. 

Steamer Lane Supply, 698 West Cliff Drive, Santa Cruz. 831-316-5240, steamerlanesc.com. Takeout 9am-6:30pm daily. 

Caffeine Reawakening 

Verve Coffee Roasters is back open in Santa Cruz with full coffee and tea take-away, plus select grab-and-go items. Find location info at vervecoffee.com

Ser Does Mother’s Day 

Just in time to help us celebrate Mother’s Day, even under the new normal conditions, here’s a proactive idea combining a wine tasting room (currently unable to host tastings) with local food establishments currently without a full schedule of patrons. Nicole Walsh, winemaker at Ser Winery, is offering a curbside pickup at Ser’s Aptos Village Tasting Room paired with East End Gastropub for pickup on May 9 after 4pm. The menu serves four and includes spring salad, poppy seed scones, a bacon and chevre frittata, chocolate cookies and a bottle of Ser sparkling wine plus a fresh flower bouquet, all for $100.

Ser is also partnering with Feel Good Foods for pickup on May 10 from 2-4pm. The meal includes a bottle of Ser’s superb 2016 Pinot Noir Tondre Grapefield along with dinner for two of wild local King salmon with Meyer lemon relish, assorted fresh sides, and a strawberry shortcake with whipped cream for $120. These are creative flavors and intriguing wines, packaged together for you to take home to Mom. Order by 9am on May 8. Details are at serwinery.com.

Pantry at Bittersweet Bistro

While picking up your to-go order, grab some essentials. There are eggs, milk, cheese, pasta, fish, chips, dips, and much more in the Bittersweet Bistro dining room transformed into a grocery pantry. Learn more at bittersweetbistro.com

Market Delay 

Farmers Markets in Downtown Santa Cruz, Westside and Live Oak, are open, but the Felton and Scotts Valley seasonal markets are waiting until the first week of June.

Wine of the Week

There is yet another deal of the decade from Shopper’s Corner wine buyer Andre Beauregard, who’s currently offering a velvety balanced Chalone Pinot Noir 2016 filled with Estate Grown grapes weighing in at 14.1% alc. After letting this wine open for a half an hour or so we detected tones of plum and cherry with a citrus finish and bass notes of bay leaves. This beauty cries out for chicken and pork. $16.99. Get some before I do. 


Check out our continually updating list of local takeout and delivery options.

New Documentaries, Comedy Specials, and Horror Anthologies to Stream

Well, we still can’t go to the movies—it may be the least of our problems, but it still really sucks. So instead of my typical roundup of new theatrical releases, I’m using this space to write about what’s going on in the world of streaming, where approximately 98.87% of our entertainment now exists. This list will be updated each week with talked-about new film and TV releases, surprise hits, things to avoid at all costs, free stuff to catch while you can, and gems from back when movies and TV shows actually got made.

THE INNOCENCE FILES Investigations into possible wrongful convictions have been big in podcasting for years now—the best one yet, season two of In the Dark, just got Curtis Flowers freed by the U.S. Supreme Court after 20 years on death row—but they’ve been slow to cross over into the streaming world. This nine-episode documentary series from Netflix is a huge step toward changing that, spotlighting shocking miscarriages of justice with a star-studded pool of directors like Oscar winner Alex Gibney at the helm. Just try to get through the early episodes’ exploration of the work of dentist and bite mark “expert” Michael West without wondering how our criminal justice system could be so terrifyingly screwed up. (Netflix)

INTO THE DARK: DELIVERED In this New Anthology Golden Age spawned by the success of shows like Black Mirror and American Horror Story, Hulu’s Into the Dark is my newest favorite. In fact, it may be the most ambitious horror anthology ever. Not because of its gimmick of having every episode tied in some way (sometimes barely) to a particular holiday, but because producer Jason Blum (who has been bending and reshaping the genre over the last few years with films like Get Out, The Purge and its sequels, and a lot more) went all out for Blumhouse’s first TV show. Every ep is, more or less, a feature film, running just under an hour and a half. Considering these have come out every month over two seasons, this is a massive undertaking. It took a while to find its bearings, and like any anthology it has its clunkers, but over the last year it keeps topping itself with standouts like “Treehouse,” “Pure” and “Midnight Kiss.” “Delivered,” which debuts this week, is a Mother’s Day-themed outing that plays on the anxieties of pregnancy when an expectant mother finds herself in a Misery situation, kidnapped by crazies. For what purpose? Nothing good, that’s for sure! (Hulu)

SOLAR OPPOSITES This new animated Hulu series debuting May 8 about aliens stranded on Earth might sound like something corny along the lines of Third Rock From the Sun or Mork and Mindy—until you find out it’s from Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland, which allows you to times its funny and edgy factors by 437.8. (Hulu)

JERRY SEINFELD: 23 HOURS TO KILL My guess would be that viewings of Seinfield reruns are up somewhere between eight and one trillion percent during this pandemic lockdown. And, seriously, what is the deal with the people on this show who forgot that former sitcom legends are supposed to sit around and get irrelevant? Instead, they’ve continued on to other huge successes: Larry David with Curb Your Enthusiasm, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss with Veep, Michael Richards with … well, anyway, Jerry Seinfeld himself is as beloved as ever thanks to the success of his weird but awesome show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and now he’s dropping his first original standup special in 22 years, making this the comedy streaming event of the year. (Netflix)

PUNK Wow, I am only one episode into this four-episode Epix documentary series about punk, but so far it’s been an hour of listening to people like Iggy Pop, Legs McNeil, Jayne County and Wayne Kramer talk about the beginnings of punk music in Detroit and New York. How did I know that’s what I wanted for my birthday? (Epix)

Dominican Hospital Receives $1M Donation for Workers

Dignity Health Dominican Hospital announced Monday that it has received a $1 million donation, which will be dispersed to hospital employees who have helped fight the coronavirus.

The anonymous donor is a “long-time friend” of the hospital who wanted to thank the workers specifically during the COVID-19 pandemic, hospital officials said. 

“To the heroes of Dominican Hospital: Thank you for standing up (and staying up!) to care for our community,” the donor stated in a letter to hospital employees. “This human kindness is what makes you heroic. Please accept this donation in recognition of and with great thanks for all that you do. And please know that my heart is with you as we seek to protect and care for each other during this challenging time.”

Chief of Philanthropy Drew Gagner said that receiving the money “was one of the greatest Fridays in my professional life.”

“What was so striking is that the donor wanted to focus exclusively on the caregivers,” he said. “Which is why the donation has been made anonymously. The focus is on the front-line caregivers and all those folks that support them.”

The money will be dispersed within the next 30 days to employees who worked from February 2019–March 2020. Part-time employees will receive $600, while full-time employees will get $800, Gagner said.

Registered nurse Amy Loudon said that the announcement came as a “huge surprise.”

“I just can’t even believe it,” she said. “That level of ‘thank you’ is just truly amazing. We’ve been feeling it from everyone and gotten so many well amazing wishes and thank yous, but this is so over-the-top.”

Loudon said that she and her team have adjusted to the pandemic since it first began to make headlines early this year.

“It’s feeling better, and it’s feeling in a way like everyone’s coming together as a team,” she said. “We’re counting on each other and protecting each other and taking time out to watch each other.”

The Dominican Hospital Foundation has established two funds in support of patients and employees during the COVID-19 pandemic and beyond:

 • Dominican Emergency Preparedness Fund – This fund provides necessary resources to care for our patients during a crisis—such as the current COVID-19 pandemic—through medical supplies, medical equipment, testing, additional staffing, and other unidentified needs.

 • Dominican Frontline Spirit Fund – This fund will be used to bolster the spirits of the frontline health care providers at Dominican Hospital.


To support the Dominican Hospital Foundation, call 462-7712 or visit supportdominican.org/donate.

Dispelling the Myth That Cannabis Can Cure COVID-19

The cannabis business, while populated largely by serious, well-intentioned people, has more than its share of crazies and mercenaries. Go take a look at just about any Internet forum devoted to cannabis, and you will find people trading in all kinds of conspiracy theories and making all kinds of wild claims both for and against cannabis.

Predictably, given the current state of civilization, some cannabis advocates and peddlers of elixirs now declare that their products can alleviate the symptoms of COVID-19—or even cure it.

No one is as critical of the quacks than the marketers of legitimate products sold for legitimate uses and advocates of sensible, safe marijuana public policy. The Washington Post earlier this month published an op-ed written by Baltimore history teacher David A. Guba Jr. headlined: “No, cannabis is not a miracle cure for COVID-19.”

It’s disheartening that such a message needs to be delivered to a mass audience, but the fact is that there is so much chicanery in the cannabis business that it’s now joining with “essential oils” and other quack cures as major presence in multi-level marketing schemes and in online marketing schemes like email spam and Facebook ads. That’s bad not only because people are getting ripped off and misled, possibly in dangerous ways, but also because CBD and some essential oils are also legit products with valid uses.

Peter Jonathan Hanna has more than 8,000 followers on Twitter. In his pinned tweet, he declares that “Cannabis cures all diseases” and that it is “the most powerful medicine in history.” Perhaps he’s never heard of penicillin — or perhaps he thinks it was a fake cure invented by the wicked masterminds of the pharmaceutical industry.

On March 31, Hanna, who is selling a book full of his thoughts about cannabis, proudly pointed to a High Times article that mentioned the “Coronavirus cannabis prepper kit” he was promoting on YouTube. The kit includes weed, food and a semi-automatic rifle.

The same day, Hanna tweeted: “My family and I have the coronavirus.” In a subsequent tweet on March 16, he said he was “99 percent sure” they had the virus, and he posted a video on YouTube where he asked viewers to weigh in on the question. He hasn’t mentioned it since, at least on Twitter, and he didn’t respond to a message seeking comment.

If somebody with 8,000 followers can be said to be fringe, the same can’t be said of former NFL player Kyle Turley, who has more than 48,000. Turley played offensive tackle for the New Orleans Saints, the Kansas City Chiefs and the St. Louis Rams until 2007. He began using medical cannabis to address lingering pain from game injuries and to combat “bouts of depression and rage,” as the Los Angeles Times put it.

In mid-March, just as it became clear the pandemic would be severe, Turley started promoting a CBD product online. “@NeuroXPF CANNABINOIDS CAN HELP BOOST YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM AND WIN THE WAR AGAINST #COVID19 ask @ drsanjaygupta,” he tweeted on March 19, pasting in an ad promising that the CBD oil would “Boost Your Immune System” and “Crush Corona.”

Turley is or was an owner of NeuroXPF, the company that makes the oil. He also is or was an owner of a cannabis dispensary in Moreno Valley, in Riverside County. After getting a warning letter from the Federal Trade Commission, which has taken a hard line on companies selling supposed COVID remedies, he claimed he had relinquished his stakes in those businesses, which has not been independently confirmed. He said selling off his ownership has freed him to speak as a “private citizen.”

And speak, or rather yell, he has. “CANNABIS WILL PREVENT & CURE COVID19!!!!!!!…..commence the hate,” he tweeted on March 29. There is some research indicating that CBD and other cannabinoids can have calming effects, but much remains unknown about how that might work, whether it works similarly for everyone and whether it’s effective for every kind of emotional or behavioral malady.

Meanwhile, while it’s possible that some cannabis components might be antiviral agents, there is nothing like proof of it, much less any evidence that anything in the plant might be effective against COVID-19, a virus that is only months old. Nonetheless, the people making these claims point to this preliminary research as “proof” that cannabis will cure the virus.

Turley was still going strong this week. After having name-dropped Dr. Sanjay Gupta, one of the few TV-famous doctors who offer sound medical advice, Turley started yelling at him in all- caps, too, for not pushing cannabis as a treatment or cure for COVID-19. Gupta has in recent years become a careful advocate of medical cannabis, promoting it as a palliative for things like pain and seizure disorders only when there’s evidence for the claims.

There are many, many more examples of people with large followings promoting pot as a cure for the virus. Filmmaker and outspoken Hindu nationalist Vivek Ranjan Agnihotri tweeted that “Cannabis is a magic plant.” The tweet was accompanied by a picture of what looked like a still from a news show reporting that “Weed Kills Corona Virus.” When it was pointed out to that the picture was a fake created on a meme site, he refused to back down. Agnihotri has 313,000 Twitter followers.

“There is absolutely no proof or substantiated science indicating that somehow either cannabis or hemp cure or mitigate COVID-19,” pot lawyer Hilary Bricken wrote on her firm’s blog. Businesses and consumers “need to be on the lookout for snake-oil cures and/ or curative claims being shamelessly pedaled across the cannabis and hemp industries during this volatile time.”

Prohibitionists are making crazy claims as well. When the Drug Policy Alliance promoted an online festival, the proceeds of which would be directed to COVID-19 relief, Kevin Sabet, founder and president of the anti- cannabis group tweeted: “We’re trying to stop people dying, and you’re encouraging behavior that makes COVID-19 worse.”

Asked by multiple people how an online festival could make the virus worse, Sabet asked whether the event was “going to have anyone online using drugs” and whether it would “have messages promoting drug use.”

The people making this claim have more of a leg to stand on than do the cure-promoting quacks, but just a bit. Many doctors warn that smoking or vaping could make COVID symptoms worse and make it harder for the lungs to fight off the disease, although new research from France shows that a strikingly low number of smokers have gotten sick from the virus.

In any case, the legit cannabis industry as a whole, including the Drug Policy Alliance, has repeatedly warned about the potential risks from smoking, and also warned pot users not to share smoking or vaping devices. Most have suggested using edibles until the pandemic has passed. 


Read the flip-through edition of the Cannabis Chronicle magazine. 

The Science Behind Munchies

“Get some … Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we’ll make some s’mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, everything on ‘em, water, a whole lotta water and…….Funyuns.” 

Don’t, ever, forget the Funyuns.

Any pothead growing up in the 90s will no doubt remember—and probably relate to—Jim Breuer’s post-bong-rip wishlist during the legendary munchies scene in the now-cult-classic movie Half Baked. The film features four 20-something slackers—characters played by Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Jim Breuer and Harland Williams—living together and living to smoke Mary Jane.

Sadly, Williams’ character Kenny never returns heroically with the oh-so-important Captain Crunch, peanut butter or Funyuns. He ends up feeding every item on the carb, salt and fat-rich shopping list to a police horse that subsequently dies. It’s unclear whether Brian, Breuer’s character, is more distraught about his buddy being thrown into jail with a million-dollar bail figure, or missing out on the s’mores he was so desperately craving.

Half Baked may slightly exaggerate certain aspects of cannabis culture, but there is no denying one thing: the “munchies” are very very real. But why? Why, after sparking up a massive J or taking a few drags on a vape pen do we experience often-overwhelming urges for carb-rich and sweet and salty foods?

It turns out, there’s a bit of science behind it.

Researchers have recently unearthed a number of concrete reasons for why cannabis makes people so ravenously hungry. Most of our cannabis related food cravings can be blamed on marijuana’s cannabinoids, specifically tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). When THC travels into the deep regions of the human brain, it nestles into and stimulates the endocannabinoid system, an important area that regulates a person’s energy balance and feeding behavior.

In short, cannabis plays a trick on people’s minds—fooling their central feeding system and making them feel hungry even when they are full. THC is a tricky little bugger. It interacts with receptors in our brains that regulate important things like smell, taste, pain and emotions.

Most folks don’t realize that our brains produce a long list of their very own cannabinoids – lipids that help to moderate mood, pain reception, memory, and appetite. Sort of like a tick, THC attaches to the cannabinoid receptors in our brain—mimicking the same chemicals and effectively fooling the brain. The area of our brain that tells human beings to stop overeating effectively mutates—morphing into the driving force behind our often-insatiable hunger.

The hormone ghrelin, which has long been known to stimulate hunger, is another important byproduct of THC. As is dopamine, which is released by THC and enhances the pleasure of eating. Dopamine makes eating food more of an adventure and more enjoyable in general. It also lowers people’s inhibitions by influencing the brain’s pleasure and reward centers. This means that people are more likely to make unhealthy and sub-par food choices after consuming or smoking cannabis. Funyuns, anyone?

As THC pulses throughout the brain, it starts to interact with the cannabinoid receptors in a person’s olfactory bulb. Smell and taste become far more intense and sensitive, and food looks, smells, and tastes great! Aromas are far more potent after consuming cannabis, and every single basic taste—sweet, sour, salty, bitter, and umami (savory)—more noticeable and pronounced. This is a big reason why food can be oh so pleasurable after smoking weed, and why people crave and eat more in general.

It turns out that overweight and obese people have more of a munchie response than the skinny- minnies out there. THC interacts with and activates the dopamine systems of obese men and women to a much greater degree than the non-obese population, steering them to a variety of sweet and salty options and “junk food.” Marijuana edibles can add another complicated wrinkle to the mix, compounding THC’s impact on weight and appetite. Rich foods like brownies, cookies, and cakes contain a massive amount of calories themselves. By causing significant drops and increases in blood sugar levels, the THC in edibles can increase cravings for even more unhealthy options in a salty, fatty cycle.

So the majority of cannabis users out there are super-obese, right? Surprisingly, no. A handful of studies actually indicate that heavy users of cannabis are leaner – with a lower body mass index- than the general population. Cannabis may lead to weight gain in those who are low weight, but it doesn’t seem to affect those who are overweight or normal weight the same way.

Cannabis science is relatively young, but there is no doubt that the drug can have therapeutic benefits. Appetite stimulation does have a medical upside. Many elderly patients and those who suffer from HIV or cancer rely on cannabis to stimulate their appetites and keep them healthy. Researchers are beginning to uncover the ways that cannabis increases appetite, and they may be close to developing ways to reduce a person’s appetite as well. With almost 100 cannabinoids in a single plant, the psychoactive and therapeutic effects of many of cannabis’s components remain a mystery.

There’s no question about it. This year’s cannabinoid darling is cannabidiol (CBD). The Food and Drug Administration recently approved CBD to treat pain, depression, anxiety, and nausea – and the cannabinoid is literally everywhere. No, CBD won’t get you high. But what about cannabidiol’s effect on appetite and the legendary munchies?

Turns out, CBD has little to no role in the munchies process. It can, however, do many other groovy things. CBD will calm a person’s digestive tract and nervous system – reducing nausea and making a person want to eat slightly more. CBD is also a known and proven pain reliever, and researchers say that feeling less pain can boost a person’s appetite. Treats, beverages, and other edibles containing CBD won’t get you buzzed or lead to the munchies, but one should still use caution. Don’t consume an entire six pack of CBD beer or an entire bag of CBD brownies, unless you want a CBD belly. 


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Cannabis Company Rides Changes Into Second Decade

One decade ago, Créme De Canna began providing cannabis products for people who depended on medical marijuana to manage a wide range of maladies.

The business’ name is a nod to the days when it produced cannabis-infused ice cream, which had names such as Bananabis Foster and Straw-Mari Cheesecake.

Founder Jonathan Kolodinski says he launched the business as a way to combine his desire to improve the quality of life for those that need it with his “affinity for dessert products.”

And so Créme De Canna became known, among other things, for delicious ice cream with labels so infused with color that some stores griped they were “too loud” for their shelves, Kolodinski says.

That art can still be found on the company’s line of apparel. But gone are its days of ice cream production.

Under Proposition 64, which legalized recreational marijuana in 2016, perishable products that require refrigeration are no longer permitted.

But the law has allowed the business to continue producing numerous other cannabis products, which are now available at dispensaries throughout Santa Cruz County, and at dozens of others statewide.

This includes crumble, shatter, pre- rolled joints and dried marijuana buds.

Now, as the business celebrates its 10th anniversary, Kolodinski is looking to double the number of employees and expand production.

“We’re very grateful that we’ve had the opportunity to follow our dreams,” Kolodinski says. “And we’ve had the support of our community to bring the highest quality medicine to the market.”

“As a group we have stood strong and withstood the test of time to try to bring the highest quality medicine we can to the people of California,” he says.

Kolodinski is also founder of Jade Coast Organic Farms, which provides the plants for Créme De Canna. The business also gets its product from the Growing Family Collective and Zion Farms, both also local businesses.

In addition, Créme De Canna packages and markets cannabis products for growers such as Coastal Sun Cannabis.

Kolodinski says the transition to a legal market required a deep understanding of the strict regulatory standards that revolutionized the cannabis industry under Prop 64.

“There have been a lot of growing pains,” Kolodinski says. “I don’t think anybody really fully comprehended what was going to be asked of us.”

This has included building Class-1, Division-1 extraction room, a designation that means the facility meets stringent industry safety and quality standards.

“We have this unique opportunity to constantly keep up with new technology and procedures and allow for us to make any product imaginable,” Kolodinski says.

And it is that doggedness that has allowed Créme De Canna to weather yet another storm: the wide-ranging impact of shelter-in-place orders in the wake of coronavirus.

“From a business and logistics standpoint, it’s another challenge we’re having to climb,” co-owner Mark Davis says. “In the last three years, all we’ve done is had rocks thrown in our way. So at this point we’re used to removing boulders. So we just see it as another boulder we need to work around.”

That became somewhat easier after state officials deemed the cannabis industry an essential service, which allows most businesses to remain in operation.

“In this time of need where our community and our humanity as a whole is having to reassess the way in which they contemplate their true reality, were very grateful for our ability to be able to provide this medicine,” Kolodinski says. 

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Recreational Rollback

When California Gov. Gavin Newsom last month gave the emerald light allowing cannabis dispensaries to remain open and sell marijuana during the shelter-in-place order, Assemblyman Ash Kalra saw  no reason why Santa Clara County wouldn’t follow the state’s lead.

Instead, local health officials restricted recreational cannabis to delivery-only and in-house sales to medical marijuana users in an effort to promote social distancing and curb the coronavirus outbreak.

“That’s when it raised my eyebrows,” Kalra says.

While Santa Clara County’s more restrictive stay-at-home mandate doesn’t necessarily make a distinction between recreational and medical, the county’s decision makers say the general rule is that healthcare operations get to stay open, dispensaries doling out medical marijuana being one of them.

The ruling, which came in a set of frequently asked questions that popped up on the county health department’s website on March 22, sent shock waves through the South Bay cannabis industry. Dispensaries and advocates argued that the local rule harkens back to a less enlightened era and runs contrary to the will of California’s voters, who overwhelmingly favored legalized recreational marijuana in 2016. 

“The differentiation of medicinal and adult-use cannabis doesn’t really exist anymore,” says Chris Lane, chief marketing officer of San Jose-based Airfield Supply. “Anyone over 21 has

the legal right to access cannabis. … There’s no other essential business that’s experiencing additional rules and regulations.”

Oakland-based cannabis attorney James Anthony called the FAQs problematic because, “they create an artificial distinction between medical and non-medical based on some unknown authority that does not exist in state law.”

Anthony has since launched a petition, which has garnered more than 21,000 signatures, urging Santa Clara County to reverse its decision and “not roll back Proposition 64.”

Proposition 64’s passage eliminated the need for medical marijuana cards. 

But while the number of people with prescriptions dwindled, those needing cannabis for health-related reasons didn’t. Restricting who’s allowed through the doors, Kalra says will strain the still- developing cannabis delivery market.

“The cannabis industry is still in its infancy and facing a number of logistical and fiduciary challenges,” Kalra and state Sen. Jim Beall (D-San Jose) wrote in a letter to Santa Clara County Public Health Officer Dr. Sara Cody. “Requiring the industry to build delivery capacity under current circumstances is impractical and runs the risk of driving demand to the underground illicit market.” 

Dispensaries have already started to see an uptick in delivery sales. Caliva CEO Dennis O’Malley previously said that deliveries usually bring in one-third of the company’s sales.

“But over the course of the past month, we’ve seen this revenue model shift with delivery offerings now securing about two-thirds of our total income,” O’Malley said in late March.

Although delivery sales may be booming, Lane says he has concerns about their ability to make all of the orders.

“Even if we combined all the efforts of every dispensary in the Bay Area, there’s not enough supply or capacity to meet the demand,” he says.

Wendy Sollazzi, who heads San Jose Police Department’s Division of Cannabis Regulation, says they’re running the risk of marijuana users going back to the black market.

“The advantages of keeping licenses ‘recreational’ retail cannabis providers open to the public, while following social distancing requirements, is that people in San Jose are electronically age- verified and they are obtaining lab-tested product,” Sollazzi says. “Closing retail stores will redirect their purchases to the illegal market selling untested products and not age-verifying.”

On April 6, Kalra and Beall, along with San Jose City Council members Pam Foley, Magdalena Carrasco and Maya Esparza, lobbied the county health department to reverse its decision and allow curbside pickup.

Foley says she was especially concerned about seniors who rely on CBD oil for pain management. “A lot of seniors, they don’t have smartphones, and if they do, they don’t want someone to deliver CBD ointment for a drive by,” she says. “[It] makes it very difficult for a population that’s already at high risk.”

But County Executive Jeff Smith and County Counsel James Williams say that people don’t need medical marijauna cards for in-person purchases at dispensaries.

“The health order doesn’t say anything about medical cards or prescriptions or anything like that,” Smith says. “That’s not required pursuant to the order at all. It’s really an individual is on [the] honor [system]. If they need it for medical purposes, they can go to a dispensary.” 

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