This upcoming weekend brings three religious festivals: the Aries Festival (Esoteric), Passover (Jewish) and Easter (Christian). The Jewish Festival of Passover signifies the passage of the ages, from Taurus to Aries. The Christian Festival of Resurrection opened the door to heaven again (in the Age of Pisces). The Esoteric (new and full moon) festivals of Light provide the seeds of the new Aquarian world religion.

The Ageless Wisdom teachings tell us that when the many different religious festivals begin to occur simultaneously, the foundations of the new Aquarius world religion are being created for all of humanity. Passover, the Aries Festival and Easter (Christ’s Resurrection) Day are always decided astronomically. Only when knowing this can we arrive at a full and clear understanding of what, in His cosmic nature, Christ came to Earth to do. That event was of far greater importance than simply bringing about the salvation of any individual human being. It marked the closing of a great cosmic cycle, and the opening of that door (He “rent the veil”) into the kingdom of Heaven. Since the Christ’s presence on Earth (2000-plus years ago), the “door” has stood wide open, and the kingdom of God began to form on Earth.

Christ’s crucifixion signifies being crucified on the Cross of Matter. And this “crucifixion” spiritualized matter, which then allowed for the “assumption of matter into heaven.” This is the Resurrection (Easter) festival. The Risen Christ who became the “Water Carrier” is a story about each of us here on Earth. In the sign of Aries, where the Forces of Restoration “make all things new again.”

ARIES: Your energy becomes quieter in the Mercury retrograde, hiding away a bit. You will look calm and composed. However, internally you’re deeply reviewing your mission—what your dreams are, and how to make them manifest into real life. You like to help others; you become more sensitive, cry often and identify as a humanitarian. The artistic becomes important—music and painting, dance and drama, religion and spirituality. You’re up at night pondering these things.

TAURUS: It’s clear you understand the truth of the reality of what is occurring in our world now. You’re very concerned about society, children and the circulation of real news and ideas. You identify as a scientist, observing the actual facts of life. You also have an interest in astrology, the king of sciences, the science of relationship. You realize astrology is the language and tool, not only of the gods but of the Aquarian Age. You don’t want to be left behind.

GEMINI: Work becomes very important. It doesn’t matter what the work is. Work is child’s play to some. Work for others cultivates and builds civilizations. The work of the Devas builds form. Each year your cache of knowledge improves, building toward your success. You have become reliable, seeking things old, rare and architecturally interesting, and you come to realize that the next kingdom to turn to is the Kingdom of Souls, the fifth kingdom. It holds the promise of Venus.

CANCER: You become interested in cultures, especially those far away. You have a unique talent for discovering the most perfect gift for others. An inner feeling of optimism has begun to grow. You think about traveling, of leaving your home for places unknown. You teach all the time, every time you talk. You must begin to record dreams, impressions, thoughts, ideas and experiences. You are preparing for something.

LEO: Even though you don’t believe it, you’re attractive to everyone who meets you. Magnetism flows from you, even (especially) when you’re silent. You will learn how to work better with these energies. They are resources for you to learn how to use. It’s most important to share and tithe and help others in need. Your passions contain fear and magic, loss and trust, struggle and love. You sort them all out.

VIRGO: You seek active cooperation with others. At times, you can be dynamic in relationships. It’s good to be with partners and friends who have calm temperaments. You seek happiness in relationships. Great resources are available through marriage and partnerships. Take great care with all interactions. Allow an aura of collaboration and teamwork to exist between you and others.

LIBRA: For the next weeks you will participate in energetic physical work. You do this to improve conditions for humanity and for all of the environments you live and work in. You will attempt to instill order and organization; arrange, tidy, regulate and even classify things in order to make life healthy and beautiful. Gardening for you calls for multitudes of flowers in all shapes and sizes. Try hollyhocks this year. They put gardens in order.

SCORPIO: It’s important to pursue things that please and reward you, allow your competition to be exercised and a bit of flamboyance to come through. All of these can emerge if you focus upon the creative part of yourself. When you are creative, a new self-identity comes forth. Affection from children and little ones provides you with a spontaneous happiness and joy. Real companionship gives you the same. Who will you spend time with?

SAGITTARIUS: Home and family are important. There’s a desire to be at home and to have (own) a home. A desire to create a new family and to establish roots becomes strong and focused. There is a need for security, for devotion from one who loves you. There is also an inner restlessness. Create harmony in all parts of your life. It will magnetize all that you need; soothing you ’til everything needed comes forth. Gifts for you.

CAPRICORN: You’re working on expanding your mind, using daily movement and exercises for a greater state of awareness—a state of yoga, which means “union.” At times, you compete against yourself. At other times, joy sets in. You enjoy learning, study and contemplation. In Tibetan monasteries, the monks learn through debate and discussion. You’re a good student. You’re doing many jobs at once, poised at the center of each. While baking bread.

AQUARIUS: Use all money with care and resourcefulness. Something’s changing and it may take a bit more money. You are strong-willed and determined when you know your direction. You thrive on the challenge of looking for more and better ways of living. You enjoy life, even when some needs seem unmet. Seek the color of every sunrise. Listen for the first sound of morning birds singing.

PISCES: Personal leadership will call forth your self-expression and you will leap into opportunities with courage and confidence. Your willpower and willingness increase when you know you’re the first and best in your field. You will achieve much this year. Be careful not to overwork. You can become ill if your health is not tended to carefully. You will also be tested. Allow events to come and go as they will. Rest more.

Free will astrology for the week of March 28, 2018.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A few years ago, a New Zealander named Bruce Simpson announced plans to build a cruise missile at his home using parts he bought legally from eBay and other online stores. In accordance with current astrological omens, I suggest you initiate a comparable project. For example, you could arrange a do-it-yourself space flight by tying a thousand helium balloons to your lawn chair. APRIL FOOL! I lied. Please don’t try lunatic schemes like the helium balloon space flight. Here’s the truth: Now is a favorable time to initiate big, bold projects, but not foolish, big, bold projects. The point is to be both visionary and practical.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Finnish word kalsarikännit means getting drunk at home alone in your underwear and binging on guilty pleasures. It’s a perfect time for you to do just that. The Fates are whispering, “Chill out. Vegetate. Be ambitionless.” APRIL FOOL! I told a half-truth. In fact, now is a perfect time to excuse yourself from trying too hard and doing too much. You can accomplish wonders and marvels by staying home and bingeing on guilty pleasures in your underwear. But there’s no need to get drunk.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Actor Gary Busey is very sure there are no mirrors in heaven. He has other specific ideas about the place, as well. This became a problem when he was filming the movie Quigley, in which his character Archie visits heaven. Busey was so enraged at the director’s mistaken rendering of paradise that he got into a fist fight with another actor. I hope you will show an equally feisty fussiness in the coming weeks, Gemini. APRIL FOOL! I lied, sort of. On the one hand, I do hope you’ll be forceful as you insist on expressing your high standards. Don’t back down! But on the other hand, refrain from pummeling anyone who asks you to compromise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the Scots language still spoken in parts of Scotland, eedle-doddles are people who can’t summon initiative when it’s crunch time. They are so consumed in trivial or irrelevant concerns that they lose all instinct for being in the right place at the right time. I regret to inform you that you are now at risk of being an eedle-doddle. APRIL FOOL! I lied. In fact, the truth is just the opposite. I have rarely seen you so well-primed to respond vigorously and bravely to Big Magic Moments. For the foreseeable future, you are King or Queen of Carpe Diem.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Paul McCartney likes to periodically act like a regular person who’s not a famous musician. He goes grocery shopping without bodyguards. He rides on public transportation and strikes up conversations with random strangers. I think you may need to engage in similar behavior yourself, Leo. You’ve become a bit too enamored with your own beauty and magnificence. You really do need to come down to earth and hang out more with us little people. APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, now is prime time to hone your power and glory; to indulge your urge to shine and dazzle; to be as conspicuously marvelous as you dare to be.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The coming days will be an excellent time to concoct an alchemical potion that will heal your oldest wounds. For best results, mix and sip a gallon of potion using the following magic ingredients: absinthe, chocolate syrup, cough medicine, dandelion tea, cobra venom, and worm’s blood. APRIL FOOL! I mixed a lie in with a truth. It is a fact that now is a fine time to seek remedies for your ancient wounds. But the potion I recommended is bogus. Go on a quest for the real cure.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I expect you will soon receive a wealth of exotic and expensive gifts. For example, a benefactor may finance your vacation to a gorgeous sacred site or give you the deed to an enchanted waterfall. I won’t be surprised if you’re blessed with a solid gold bathtub or a year’s supply of luxury cupcakes. It’s even possible that a sugar daddy or sugar momma will fork over $500,000 to rent an auditorium for a party in your honor. APRIL FOOL! I distorted the truth. I do suspect you’ll get more goodies than usual in the coming weeks, but they’re likely to come in the form of love and appreciation, not flashy material goods. (For best results, don’t just wait around for the goodies to stream in; *ask* for them!)

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): There’s a narrow waterway between Asia and Europe. In the fifth century B.C., Persian King Xerxes had two bridges built across it so he could invade Greece with his army. But a great storm swept through and smashed his handiwork. Xerxes was royally peeved. He ordered his men to whip the uncooperative sea and brand it with hot irons, all the while shouting curses at it, like “You are a turbid and briny river.” I recommend that you do something similar, Scorpio. Has Nature done anything to inconvenience you? Show it who’s the Supreme Boss! APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is, now is an excellent time for you to become more attuned and in love with a Higher Power, however you define that. What’s greater than you and bigger than your life and wilder than you can imagine? Refine your practice of the art of surrender.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Fifteenth-century Italian painter Filippo Lippi was such a lustful womanizer that he sometimes found it tough to focus on making art. At one point, his wealthy and politically powerful patron Cosimo de’ Medici, frustrated by his extracurricular activities, imprisoned him in his studio to ensure he wouldn’t get diverted. Judging from your current astrological omens, Sagittarius, I suspect you need similar constraints. APRIL FOOL! I fibbed a little. I am indeed worried you’ll get so caught up in the pursuit of pleasure that you’ll neglect your duties. But I won’t go so far as to suggest you should be locked up for your own good.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Now is a favorable time to slap a lawsuit on your mom in an effort to make her pay for the mistakes she made while raising you. You could also post an exposé on social media in which you reveal her shortcomings, or organize a protest rally outside her house with your friends holding signs demanding she apologize for how she messed you up. APRIL FOOL! Everything I just said was ridiculous and false. The truth is, now is a perfect moment to meditate on the gifts and blessings your mother gave you. If she is still alive, express your gratitude to her. If she has passed on, do a ritual to honor and celebrate her.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarius author Alice Walker won a Pulitzer Prize for her novel The Color Purple. She has also published 33 other books and built a large audience. But some of her ideas are not exactly mainstream. For example, she says that one of her favorite authors is David Icke, who asserts that intelligent extraterrestrial reptiles have disguised themselves as humans and taken control of our planet’s governments. I bring this to your attention, because I think it’s time that you, too, reveal the full extent of how crazy you really are. APRIL FOOL! I half-lied. While it’s true that now is a favorable time to show more of your unconventional and eccentric sides, I don’t advise you to go full-on whacko.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Warning! Danger! You are at risk of contracting a virulent case of cherophobia! And what exactly is cherophobia? It’s a fear of happiness. It’s an inclination to dodge and shun joyful experiences because of the suspicion that they will disappoint you or cause bad luck. Please do something to stop this insidious development. APRIL FOOL! I lied. The truth is that you are currently more receptive to positive emotions and delightful events than you’ve been in a log time. There’s less than a one-percent chance you will fall victim to cherophobia.

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