5 Things To Do in Santa Cruz: Nov. 28-Dec. 4

A weekly guide to what’s happening.

Green Fix

Redwood Grove Loop Walk

The oldest redwood tree is thought to be around 5,000 years old—that’s more than 50 Betty Whites combined. Considering their age and height, redwoods actually have a fairly shallow root system. But what they lack in depth they make up for in width—some roots spread out as far as 100 feet. Join the Big Basin state park staff on an informative guided half-mile stroll through their old-growth redwood forest to learn more about these giants. The tour will stop at the famous Mother Tree, the Father of the Forest and the incredible Chimney Tree. The 90-minute walk is stroller and wheelchairaccessible.

INFO: 11 a.m. Friday, Nov. 30. Big Basin State Park Headquarters, 21600 Big Basin Way. Boulder Creek. 338-8883, thatsmypark.org. Free event, $10 day parking.

Art Seen

Paint a Cheetah, Save a Cheetah

Mark your calendars—International Cheetah Day is Dec. 4. This special day was developed in memory of Khayam, a cheetah that Dr. Laurie Marker raised from a cub at Wildlife Safari in Oregon. Khayam was trained for the first research project in rewilding, and inspired Dr. Marker’s first trip to Namibia in 1977, and another to found the Cheetah Conservation Fund in the ’90s. For the love of cheetahs everywhere, the Painted Cork is hosting a fundraiser that includes instruction on how to paint a cheetah face. There will be snacks and drinks, plus a raffle—but even more importantly, there will be a big dog! Anatolian Shepherds are integral in protecting livestock from cheetahs and cheetahs from farmers, so, naturally, one will be making an appearance at the cheetah event.

INFO: 12:30 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 2. The Painted Cork. 1129 Soquel Ave, Santa Cruz. paintedcork.com. 471-8939. $70, all supplies included.

Friday 11/30

‘She Speaks Out’

Everyone knows that Santa Cruz has been home to some powerful women throughout the years. From Angela Davis to Florence Thompson, it’s hosted many feminine truth-telling change makers. Join some strong women dancers, singers, musicians, entertainers and storytellers in listening to and drawing inspiration from women’s voices to benefit Monarch Services.

INFO: 8 p.m. Kuumbwa Jazz Center. 320 Cedar St., Santa Cruz. 427-2227. kuumbwajazz.org. $20/$25.

Saturday 12/1

Lighted Boat Parade

This is perhaps the most lit holiday event of the year. Mariners decorate their boats with lights and holiday decorations and parade them across the harbor for your oohing and aahing pleasure. There are few things more magical than watching the festooned boats glide through the harbor on a cold December night. The event will happen rain or shine, so grab a hot chocolate and a blanket and get there early for a good seat. The parade can be viewed from either side of the harbor, so feel free to stroll along the channel, too. Parking is extremely limited, so biking or carpooling is encouraged.

INFO: 5:30 p.m. Santa Cruz Harbor, 135 Fifth Ave., Santa Cruz. santacruzharbor.org. Free.

Saturday 12/1 and Sunday 12/2

Tannery Winter Art Market

The Tannery is one of the most creative hubs in the county, and their Winter Arts Market is a prime example. The annual event features 20 Tannery studios and dozens of artists, including ceramicists, jewelers, sculptors, and embroiderers, each selling one-of-a-kind gifts for the holidays. There’s something for everyone at this one-stop shop, so why not invest in local arts while getting your holiday shopping done early?

INFO: Saturday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. The Tannery Arts Center, 1010 River St., Santa Cruz. tanneryartscenter.org. Free.

Cinnabar Winery’s 2016 Monterey Chardonnay Scores High

Deluxe Foods, in the Deer Park Shopping Center in Aptos, carries a very good selection of local wines—many of them on sale at various times. Cinnabar’s Monterey County 2016 Chardonnay, which comes with a twist-off cap, is a bargain at $16.99 in the store. This 2016 Chard garnered 87 points from Wine Enthusiast, which described it as having roasted pear, light banana and baked-earth aromas. But its crisp flavors of peach, apricot, lemon citrus and baked pineapple are what make it a delicious mouthful of well-made wine with bright minerality.

Cinnabar’s tasting room in the heart of Saratoga is an upbeat place to visit. They make a goodly number of varietals and hold regular live music events on the patio or in the Mudd Room, named after winery founder the late Tom Mudd.

George Troquato is the longtime winemaker at Cinnabar—now celebrating 35 years in business—with Mudd’s two children, Jack and Karina, working with him to uphold Cinnabar’s commitment to producing “age-worthy wines, elegant in nature and bold in taste.”

Cinnabar’s best-known wine is Mercury Rising, and it’s now available in growlers. Your first full growler will cost you $50, with refills coming in at $40. (Members: $40/$30 refills.) Note: One growler holds 2.5 bottles of wine, and is perfect for gifts, dinner parties, weddings, and your everyday easy drinking.

Cinnabar will be at Taste of the Mountains Wine Walk in Menlo Park from 1-4:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 1. Contact Santa Cruz Mountains Winegrowers Association for more info at scmwa.com or email co*****@***wa.com. Tickets are $49.

Cinnabar Winery’s tasting room is at 14612 Big Basin Way, Saratoga. 408-867-1012, cinnabarwine.com.

Bargetto Winery Wine Cruise

A popular trend these days is to go on a wine cruise. With more wineries pouring their wines on top-notch cruise ships, Bargetto Winery is jumping on board Crystal Cruises to sail around the Caribbean in November 2019.

If you want to celebrate Bargetto’s 85th anniversary with them, call Scott Pinheiro of Santa Cruz Travel at 426-4900 or email Sc***@*************el.com. Book by Nov. 30, 2018 to save $150 per person.

Santa Cruz Balsamics Masters the Art of Infusion

Just over two years ago, Kim Tush was asked to make infused balsamics for a local farmers market.

She’d previously worked as a paralegal for more than 30 years and ran a gluten-free bakery, so balsamic infusions were a bit of a change.

Tush started Santa Cruz Balsamics out of a Watsonville industrial kitchen incubator around a year ago, importing barrel-aged balsamic vinegar from Italy and infusing it with six California fruit concentrate flavors including mango, pear, black cherry and chocolate raspberry.

She found that there are some similarities between baking and balsamics—so much so that she wants to do a vanilla bourbon balsamic to replace vanilla extract. She spoke to us about the finer points of making great vinegar.

So what makes this vinegar particularly unique?

KIM TUSH: Usually when people are selling flavored balsamics they have customers try it with oil and bread. We don’t do that—it disguises the flavor, and we want people to really taste the different depth of flavor. People aren’t used to the kinds of balsamic we have. There are way more uses for it than just in oil. If you try other balsamics, like the ones from Medina that people make such a big deal about, they can be really acidic. Balsamics need to be aged so that they don’t have that bitter acidic taste.

Also, those bottles are really cool looking.

We import those from Italy, too! They are hand-blown and shaped over there, then sent here in the different sizes. It took six months for the little bottles to get shipped here. Then once we put them in the dishwasher, they take weeks to dry before we can pour anything into them. There can’t be any speck of water when we pour balsamic into them, or else it goes bad. It’s definitely a lengthy process, but it’s a labor of love.

Do you ever miss baking?

I do, because I like being creative, but I am trying to integrate that creativity with balsamics more, too—like with the vanilla bourbon one. But doing this is also easier in a way, because the shelf life for plain balsamic is forever, so I don’t have to panic about expiring product. The best part about this is seeing what other people do with it. I love the creativity that our customers have for their own pairings and dishes, like using the chocolate raspberry one on salads. People tell us they eat more vegetables because of the balsamics.

Santa Cruz balsamics will be at several upcoming holiday fairs, check online for more info. santacruzbalsamics.com. 272-0111.

Love Your Local Band: Vintage Point

Sometimes you want to hear the music that instantly puts a smile on your face. That’s the idea of local band Vintage Point, who aren’t searching for the obscure gems. They’re looking for the songs that are vintage.

“Everybody has something in their own time period, songs that are instantly recognizable and memorable for everybody,” says co-lead singer Steve Jonsson. “That’s the whole concept of ‘vintage,’ the idea that a three-minute song can have a hook that everybody loves.”

The group, which formed a couple years ago, understands that these sort of culturally satisfying songs are specifically tied to people’s ages and the time period they grew up in, which is why they include material ranging from Etta James to present-day pop songs in their set—though you will tend to see a lot of the material coming from the important decades in Johnson’s musical life.

“My heart is kind of in the ’60s and ’80s, because of the music I grew up playing and loving, and the bands I was in,” Jonsson says. “The whole concept of something being vintage, it doesn’t necessarily dictate something that is old, but something that is valuable and memorable.”

Other members of the band are different ages, so they bring their own personal favorite songs to the set, and Jonsson says that he listens to the radio all the time and falls in love with music from all eras.

He wants other people, when they come out to see them, to just bask in the pleasure of good music that takes you away for at least a moment.

“We’re doing things that are crowd pleasers, like Loverboy songs,” Johnson says. “‘Working for the Weekend,’ that’s a song that everyone appreciates and understands, especially in a club on the weekend.”

INFO: 9 p.m. Friday, Nov. 30, Crow’s Nest, 2218 East Cliff Drive, Santa Cruz. $6. 476-4560.

Music Picks: November 28-December 4

Live music highlights for the week of Nov. 28, 2018

WEDNESDAY 11/28

AMERICANA

MISNER AND SMITH

Misner and Smith are an eclectic folk duo whose vocal harmonies are chillingly beautiful, but also haunting—even foreboding. To really understand the diversity of influences of the group that covers a wide range of American songwriters, you should check out their latest project Headwaters. It’s an all-covers album made with the purpose of giving folks a little sneak behind their creative curtain. It includes songs written by Paul Simon, Neil Young, the Lovin’ Spoonful, Talking Heads, and Dr. Dog. They transform all of these songs with the group’s unique stirring folk sound. AARON CARNES

INFO: 7:30 p.m. Michael’s on Main, 2591 Main St., Soquel. $12/adv, $15/door. 479-9777.

BLUES

SUE FOLEY

It’s hard to know which to admire more: Sue Foley’s confident, full-throttled guitar skills, or her sultry, kick ass vocals. The blues-rocker effortlessly struts from sweet-as-you-please rhythm and blues to fiery, whiskey-rasp roadhouse rock, even throwing in some Texas shuffle, because it ain’t no thing. Anyone with a pulse who hears Foley’s fevered heartbreak ballads will be smitten all the way down to their cowboy boots and immediately take to drinking bourbon. It’s just what happens when faced with an extraordinarily talented, guitar-slinging blueswoman. AMY BEE

INFO: 8 p.m. Moe’s Alley, 1535 Commercial Way, Santa Cruz. $15/adv, $20/door. 479-1854.

 

THURSDAY 11/29

CELTIC

MOLLY’S REVENGE

Just before the dawn of December, the Central Coast’s own Celtic folk trio Molly’s Revenge kick off the holiday season at Flynn’s with their special annual Winterdance show, with traditional (and new) Celtic Christmas songs. What makes Celtic music and Christmas go together so well? Maybe it’s the light-hearted melodies, the penny whistle, or the holiday’s pagan origins. Whatever the reason, Molly’s Revenge’s annual Winterdance is always the perfect opportunity to toast the ghosts of past and to kick off the new year. MAT WEIR

INFO: 8:30 p.m. Flynn’s Cabaret & Steakhouse, 6275 Hwy. 9, Felton. $18/adv, $20/door. 335-2800.

JAZZ

LUCIANA SOUZA

Born and raised in São Paulo, Luciana Souza is one of the most expressive and versatile singers in jazz. Her recent album The Book of Longing stands out as an extraordinary achievement at a time when many of jazz’s leading artists have found inspiration in verse. With her luxuriantly velvet-smooth tone, she delivers her original compositions, creating incantatory songs from the prose and poetry of Emily Dickinson, Edna St . Vincent Millay, Christina Rossetti and Leonard Cohen. Joined by the acclaimed Brazilian guitarist Chico Pinheiro and bass virtuoso Scott Colley, Souza says she plans on mixing in uptempo pieces from the Brazilian songbook. ANDREW GILBERT

INFO: 7 p.m. Kuumbwa Jazz, 320-2 Cedar St., Santa Cruz. $31.50/adv, $36.75/door. 427-2227.

 

SATURDAY 12/1

AMERICANA

THE PATTI MAXINE EXPERIENCE

It’s impossible for Patti Maxine to add up how many shows she’s played in her 80 years on the planet. But in that time, the queen of the lap steel has played mostly on the sidelines: sitting in with other people, or as part of someone else’s band. It’s not often that she gets the spotlight. This pair of upcoming shows are particularly special because not only is Maxine the star, but it’s her 80th birthday party and the release of her debut album Steelin’ Home. She can play country, Hawaiian music, Western swing, and anything that a lap steel will make sound better, which is everything! AC

INFO: 7 p.m. & 9:15 p.m. Kuumbwa Jazz Center, 320-2 Cedar St., Santa Cruz. $25-35/adv, $30/door. 427-2227

ROCK

TOM RALSTON AND THE ALL-STAR BAND

Have your children shown an interest in the concrete business lately? If so, be on alert. If they’re anything like Tom Ralston—local concrete layer and award winning concrete artist—the cement game may just be the first step on that paved sidewalk leading to celebrated musical showmanship, 15-person bands, and the dusky AM pop of Hunky Dory era Bowie. It’s a tale as old as time, and one that Santa Cruzans can experience live when Tom Ralston and the All Star Band lays it down at the Rio Theatre this Saturday. MIKE HUGUENOR

INFO: 7 p.m. Rio Theatre, 1205 Soquel Ave., Santa Cruz. $20. 423-8209.

HIP HOP

KEAK DA SNEAK

The word legend gets thrown around a lot, but when it comes to Keak Da Sneak and his role in hip-hop, there’s no other way to describe him. Along with other Bay Area rappers like Mac Dre and E-40, Keak pioneered the hyphy movement—even down to coining the name. After building a career spanning two decades, he was almost taken in a flash last year when he was shot in a calculated attack. Lucky for us and hip-hop, they couldn’t kill the legend. He returns to the Catalyst with his “white shirt, blue jeans and Nikes.” Santa Cruz’s own Chris Rene will open. MW

INFO: 9 p.m. Catalyst, 1011 Pacific Ave., Santa Cruz. $16/adv, $20/door. 423-1338.

 

SUNDAY 12/2

HIP HOP

BROTHER ALI

For almost two decades, Brother Ali has been one of the most uplifting and socially conscious voices in hip-hop. Ali comes to the Catalyst to celebrate the 15th anniversary of Shadows on the Sun, the flawless LP that made the Minneapolis emcee a bona fide heavyweight of the underground. With him is Busdriver, a genre-defying artist who just this June released the mammoth Electricity is on Our Side. Formless and bracing, Electricity is a wild ride through hip-hop’s outer edges, and an excellent compliment to Ali’s reverent boombap. MH

INFO: 9 p.m. Catalyst, 1011 Pacific Ave, Santa Cruz. $20/adv, $24/door. 423-1338.

INDIE-FOLK

SEAN ROWE

There’s a rawness to Sean Rowe’s folksy blues that comes through even when he’s singing a carefully arranged gospel tune. His rich voice is deep and growly, which couples well with clean, unpretentious lyrics that explore his relationship to nature, himself, and the concept of emotional legacy. Modestly layered instrumentation adds to the starkness of the songs, enhancing its vulnerability. A playful streak winds its way throughout, breaking up somber musings with moments of quiet surprise: an odd note here, an unusual vocal repetition there. Rowe has that sense of individuality all singer-songwriters strive for. AB

INFO: 9 p.m., Crepe Place, 1134 Soquel Ave., Santa Cruz. $15. 429-6994.

Jonathan Franzen’s Santa Cruz Escape

He is famously fond of birds. But you could argue that Jonathan Franzen’s spirit animal is of a different phylum altogether.

Like some exotic Amazonian butterfly pinned under glass, Franzen has for years been the object of a brand of obsessive public curiosity like no other writer of his generation.

Franzen’s landmark 2001 novel The Corrections is a consensus choice for the canon of the greatest novels of the 21st century, and you could make a good argument for its follow-ups, Freedom and Purity. So, he is in no way undeserving of widespread recognition.

But Franzen’s fame is as much a condition of the mosquito-swarm nature of today’s information-decadent media culture as it is of his literary accomplishments. Just in the last few months, he has been the subject of several broad-shouldered feature stories in the national and international media, which by their general aimlessness indicate that editors feel about Franzen as a mom feels about her daughter away at college: “Just checking in to see what’s new with you.” One New York Times feature was titled “Jonathan Franzen is Fine With All of It.” Another in the online magazine The Outline says only “Jonathan Franzen is Fine.”)

At the same time, Franzen, 59, still finds himself trapped in the online dunking booth of social media, where little more than clearing his throat can draw shrieks of derision. Last week, with the publication of his new collection of essays The End of the End of the Earth (Farrar, Straus and Giroux), Twitter exploded in response to a list of rules for writers that Franzen included in the collection. If such an assertion as “It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction” had come from any one of 10,000 creative-writing professors, it would have barely merited a shrug. But from Franzen, such a mildly provocative notion turbo-charged the outrage machine for days.

It’s the kind of situation that would drive many writers into vampire-like misanthropy or at least a Salinger-esque self-exile. But Franzen’s strategy to cope with this particular kind of trending-topic hell is simple: 1) keep working, 2) stay off social media, and 3) live in Santa Cruz.

Santa Cruz Horizontal

In October, I followed the path, already well-worn by other feature writers, to Jonathan Franzen’s front door to discuss the new book of essays. He lives with writer Kathryn Chetkovich on Santa Cruz’s Westside. Franzen’s history with Santa Cruz County goes back two decades to when he and Chetkovich first lived together in Boulder Creek. He has lived on and off in Santa Cruz for years, but in 2018, he sold his New York City apartment, making Santa Cruz his only home address.

“I’m a ’70s guy,” he says. “When I first came here, it was: ‘Oh, I recognize this. This is what I liked about the ’70s.’ And it’s still here.”

For such a literary heavyweight, he has maintained a refreshingly regular-guy lifestyle. This year, he has made public appearances in such decidedly cozy local venues as the Porter Memorial Library in Soquel and the Wellstone Center in the Redwoods. At Porter, he even read a passage from his new novel, a project not likely to see publication until the next decade. On Thursday, Nov. 29, Franzen, as he has done for most of his books, will begin his tour with an appearance at Bookshop Santa Cruz.

franzen-book“There are a lot more horizontal relationships among writers here than there is New York,” he says. “In New York, everything is vertical. You have your agent, your publisher and that’s generally who you’re dealing with. I had my friends in Brooklyn, certainly. But the horizontal relationships weren’t organized [in New York] the way they are here. I find that very sweet. The idea of community is taken seriously here.”

Franzen is originally a Midwesterner—he grew up near St. Louis—and ended up in California, a pattern that fits many of his literary peers such as George Saunders, Michael Chabon, Dave Eggers and the late David Foster Wallace.

“My worry before coming here was that I would never get any writing done, because it’s the good life,” says Franzen. “I had the wrong idea about California. When you live in the East, and grew up in the Midwest, California exists in your imagination in this kind of golden light—red wine, golden hills, hot tubs, redwoods. It looks like your brain is going to rot there.”

To Franzen’s delight, he found early on that, at least in Santa Cruz, the Beach Boys endless-summer fantasy gave way to gray summers and fog-smothered mornings. Of the summer of 2018, he said, with satisfaction, “It was the best summer in a decade for morning fog and low temperatures. I just love the weather.”

Not that the weather or anything about his surroundings matter when it comes time to write. Franzen calls his home office a “sensory deprivation chamber,” a signifier of his ongoing personal vendetta against distractions. Not only does he keep the internet and cellphones out, he cannot even tolerate a window. “I look at some venetian blinds that are shut. I can tell that there are some redwood trees out there. But I can’t see them well enough to risk getting distracted by a bird.”

Franzen’s new book, however, belies the notion that he’s a hermit trapped in his writer’s distraction-proof booth. It’s a wide-ranging collection of his nonfiction, much of it published before, though “in completely invisible places.” The short piece that finishes the collection was actually originally published on a Chipotle bag.

“Literally nothing in this book is exactly the way it was when it was published,” says Franzen. “In a number of cases, there have been substantial revisions.”

The book features mostly recent material, the outlier being a piece written in the wake of the 9/11 attacks. Franzen owes the success of The Corrections, in part, to a quirk of timing at the intersection of commerce and tragedy. The novel was released the same week as the 9/11 attacks in 2001 and became the book people turned to as an escape from the tragedy.

“I went on the road almost as soon as the planes got back in the air,” he says, “and everywhere I went, people were like, ‘Oh my God. You’re the only writer coming to town. We’re so happy to think about something that isn’t what we’re seeing on CNN.’”

Bird Watch

The rest of the collection is a potpourri of memory pieces, literary and arts criticism, reported travel pieces, and polemics, much of it touching on the dimensions of climate change and even more of it about birds, put most urgently and succinctly in the essay “Why Birds Matter.”

“After my first two novels, I stopped trying to persuade people of anything with the novel. Part of what enabled me to stop that is that I discovered the essay. I’m an opinionated guy. I’m an argumentative guy,” he says. “When it comes to certain issues, I can be an angry guy. Argumentation, opinion and anger are not the best things to make a novel out of.”

In the realm of anger comes a takedown of the National Audubon Society, “better known for its holiday cards and plush-toy cardinals and bluebirds, which sing when you squeeze them, than for generating hard science, taking controversial positions, or partnering with groups that do real conservation work.”

More memorable are Franzen’s astounding field reports, including a trip to Albania to see first-hand an avian apocalypse at the hands of hunters, a killing field in which thousands of birds entered and none escaped. These accounts are reported somewhat dispassionately, as a way to tackle the inconsistencies and paradoxes of modern-day conservation. Still, Franzen’s piece on Albanian hunters’ indiscriminate slaughter of migratory birds was partially responsible for a two-year ban on hunting birds there.

Franzen realizes that his writing about birds is only effective insofar as it avoids sentimentality. “If you take birds seriously and find out about them and watch them carefully, it’s hard to be too sentimental about them. My friend [UC Santa Cruz Professor] Todd Newberry refers to birds as killing machines. Most birds are all about killing, killing, killing and being killed, often by other birds. I don’t sentimentalize them. I respect that they are different from me, and I do love them. But when I see a dead bird, the only time I get upset is when I hit one myself. I’ve killed three birds with cars, that I know of, and I can describe exactly where each of those bird deaths happened.”

The book’s showcase essay may be the title piece, which weaves together personal reflections of fraught family relationships with a vivid account of traveling to Antarctica on a Lindblad cruise ship. The takeaway image from the story features a majestic Emperor Penguin, spotted by Franzen from aboard the ship, holding court for a bunch of orange-bejacketed eco-tourists with cameras, as if it were holding a press conference. Franzen, always the contrarian, had already vowed he would not take a single photo on the trip. But, he allowed himself to bathe a bit in the congratulations of his fellow tourists for spotting the penguin: “I finally had an inkling of how it must feel to a be a high-school athlete and come to school after scoring a season-saving touchdown,” he wrote.

There is no indication in the essay, however, of the other travelers’ acknowledgement that they were with one of the world’s most famous bird lovers and a man who once appeared on the cover of Time magazine under the headline “Great American Novelist.” Antarctica is far to go to escape the pressures of literary fame, but they were there when Franzen returned to the unfrozen world, and they remain today, including the flaming arrows launched from social media.

“By living in Santa Cruz, it’s much easier to ignore it all than it is being in New York,” he says. He says he does not participate in social media. He has not googled himself since 2001. He points to Chetkovich—who he slyly refers to in his new book as “The Californian”—as his anchor to the non-internet world. “My first line of defense is Kathy. She knows who I am,” he says. “Whatever persona I have publicly is meaningless to her. I know who I am. My friends know who I am. I do feel there is less of all that stuff here in Santa Cruz, that this is a self-selected cultural community that looks inward, not in a bad way, but in a good way, that’s not obsessed with the world’s opinion. And that feels good.”

Jonathan Franzen will read from his new book of essays, The End of the End of the Earth, at 7 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 29, at Bookshop Santa Cruz, 1520 Pacific Ave., Santa Cruz. Free. bookshopsantacruz.com.

California Fires Fuel Interest in CERT’s Local Disaster Training

There’s an adage these days that health care should not begin in the emergency room—given that preventative care is more impactful and more cost-effective than a last-minute trip to the ER when a patient is already in serious trouble. It is equally true that emergency preparation should not begin in the midst of a fire, flood, mudslide, or earthquake.

That’s why Santa Cruz County CERT, which stands for Community Emergency Response Team, brings neighbors together to train, plan and prepare for a wide variety of hazards before they happen. Safety is a serious concern this fall, as fires are raging throughout California. But CERT goes beyond thinking about worst-case scenarios.

“This is about community more than anything. It’s about neighbors learning to work as a cohesive unit,” says Santa Cruz County CERT executive director Mary Edmund, 69, of Aptos. “People expect the government to step in and handle things in an emergency. That’s a dangerous way of thinking. The government cannot do everything for us.”

This holiday season marks the first time that Santa Cruz County CERT has been selected to participate in the holiday fundraising program Santa Cruz Gives, a partnership between GT and the Santa Cruz County Volunteer Center.

A retired U.S. Army colonel, Edmund’s 30-year military career ranged from duty as a nurse to medical advisor for the chief of the U.S. Army Reserve. She spent the final 10 years of her career working for the undersecretary of defense for personnel and readiness at the Pentagon.

After retiring from the Army in 1996, Edmund moved to Santa Cruz County and became a self-described “career volunteer.” She spent 16 years with the Homeless Garden Project and more than 20 years with the Monterey Bay Master Gardeners.

When Edmund took a CERT class in 2012, she immediately realized the potential benefit of expanding the program across the county. The former colonel took it upon herself to do exactly that.

“Considering my background, CERT seemed like a natural fit, and I wanted to do something for my neighborhood,” Edmund says. “At that time, there were only one or two classes a year in the entire county. Watsonville hadn’t had a CERT class in nine years.”

Beyond the Basics

CERT plans to use its Santa Cruz Gives funds to partially cover the cost of training equipment, including two manikins, for search-and-rescue and disaster medicine training units. Edmund says the program aims to expand and adapt its FEMA-certified basic and advanced training to reflect the unique geographical areas in Santa Cruz County. She wants to develop a training branch that focuses on mountain communities’ needs and another that serves coastal communities.

Edmund says Santa Cruz County CERT operates on an annual budget of roughly $40,000. To date, the program has survived on grants and donations, yet a sudden drop off in donations has strained resources in 2018, she says.

“This year has been a tough one. I’m not sure if it was because of changes to the tax law or all the calls to action in the wake of the wildfires, but I’ve noticed the decrease,” Edmund says.

At the same time, demand for Santa Cruz County CERT’s classes is climbing. FEMA-certified instructors train volunteers in basic disaster response skills, such as fire safety, disaster medical operations and search and rescue.

“Last year we didn’t post our 2018 classes until January,” says Santa Cruz County CERT registrar Dawn Mackey. “This year we’re getting requests in October for classes in March of next year. People are jumping on registration. We’re seeing far more interest even than last year.”

Mackey, 70, has lived in Bonny Doon since 1974. She joined CERT three years ago because she wanted to help her neighborhood prepare for fire, heavy rains and other hazards. Mackey sees CERT as not only emergency preparedness, but also invaluable community building.

“In the event of an emergency, people may have to rely on one another for seven to 10 days, especially if they’re living in remote areas or places with limited access,” Mackey says.

Community exercises, such as Map Your Neighborhood, teach neighbors to rely on each other during the hours or days before fire, medical, police or utility responders arrive. Map Your Neighborhood also prompts neighbors to locate natural gas and propane tanks and create a contact list to identify the homes containing the elderly, disabled or children.

The FEMA-certified training classes are free to all residents of Santa Cruz County. The only requirements are time and the willingness to support your neighborhood and community, according to Mackey.

“When you’re done, you’re prepared to give first responders a specific, valuable map of your neighborhood when they arrive during an emergency,” Mackey said. “It can save them a lot of crucial time.”

For more information or to enroll in a Basic CERT Training class, visit santacruzcountycert.org. To donate to CERT Santa Cruz County as part of Santa Cruz Gives, visit santacruzgives.org through Monday, Dec. 31.

Santa Cruz Holiday Markets Set Up Shop

Holiday honey, artisanal ciders, aromatic wreaths—it’s time for the annual Holiday Fair at the Downtown Farmers Market, now through the last Wednesday before Christmas, Dec. 19.

If you’re in gift-giving mode and looking for some unique, distinctive goodies, then you’ll love this holiday expansion of the downtown market. Selected local artisans will be showing their finest handmade goods to add to the fun of the already abundant al fresco scene.

The sensory joys of holiday wreaths made by the UCSC Arboretum are frankly irresistible. Gorgeously designed and arranged succulent wreaths are one of the Arboretum’s specialties. Truly vibrant, bristling with a lively mix of textures and more than 50 shades of green, these wreaths are legendary among collectors.

And who wouldn’t love an artfully designed potted plant or dried flower bouquet? Only the Grinch! Handmade pottery makes an ideal gift, so don’t miss the stoneware collections from Santa Cruz Pottery and LizzeTee. One-of-a-kind aprons, pot holders and shopping totes from seamstress Violet Resser, or handmade beeswax candles—such a luxury—from R+K Honey Bees. And yes, there are tons of intriguing gifts everywhere in the eclectic market—wines, cheeses, small-batch chocolates, preserves, organic body products, and the old-fashioned stocking stuffers: citrus and pomegranate.

If you think of the Downtown Farmers Market as one-stop holiday shopping, you would be just about right. And many of the holiday vendors and their wares will also be on site each Saturday at the Westside Market through Dec. 22.

Gifts Galore

The Homeless Garden Project Holiday Store is now open at 1338 Pacific Ave. in downtown Santa Cruz—between El Palomar and the Santa Cruz Coffee Roasting Company. Store hours are 11 a.m.-7 p.m. through Dec. 6 and 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Dec. 7-24. This is one of the most delightful holiday gift pit-stops; from jewelry to textiles, teas and cookies and herbal soaps. Gorgeous stuff.

Pumpkin Pie Final

Our panel moaned in unison at the first (and last) bite of Beckmann’s pumpkin pie. While I’d put it neck and neck with Kelly’s for the top slot, I could easily be convinced that this is the Holy Grail of pumpkin pies. On every level—texture, flavor, tenderness—Beckmann’s excels. The crust is so delicious it’s worth eating all by itself. And while the actual slices are not quite as thick as Kelly’s or Gayle’s or the Buttery’s, they are just fine.

A small pie retails at $11.99 and provides four adult-sized slices of pie. Three, for those with larger needs. Leading with nutmeg and ginger, the first bite unfolds into a rich pumpkin flavor laced robustly with cloves and cinnamon as well. Confident spices. Complex pie, not too sweet. Firm, creamy texture, and that wonderful tender, flaky butter crust make this an outstanding example of the classic autumn dessert.

Here’s a pie I would serve at a holiday diner and claim to have made myself. That’s an endorsement.

At Shopper’s, New Leaf, Whole Foods, and the Aptos Farmers Market.

Cookie of the Week

Il Biscotto’s local, handmade almond cookies, in an orgy of various traditional Italian shapes and sizes, are available at the farmers markets these days. The mouth-watering array at last week’s Westside Market included four types of GF cookies, and we’ve been enjoying the Lady Almond cookies—chewy, dense with almonds, honey and nutmeg—for the past week. $10/dozen.

Post-Turkey Interlude

Sushi! The perfect palate cleanser between holiday dinners loaded with turkey, gravy, stuffing, and traditional desserts. Hamachi nigiri, tekka maki, spicy tuna roll, etc. Head on over to Sushi Totoro to reboot your palate with the bright flavors of seaweed and wasabi.

1701 Mission St., Santa Cruz. Open for lunch and dinner daily.

Preview: Comedian Brian Regan Comes to the Rio

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Brian Regan is known for his across-the-aisle brand of humor. The rubber-faced man-boy who gravitates to sweeping, accessible topics has been called “the funniest stand-up alive” by Vanity Fair and “your favorite comedian’s favorite comedian” by Entertainment Weekly.

But the highly kinetic Regan’s act isn’t static—in fact, he’s evolving, with smart political observations and opinions that can be seen on his new Netflix special, Nunchucks and Flamethrowers. Regan still aims to make 100 percent of his audience laugh, but expect a more mature comedian to grace the stage these days.

Three decades of touring up to 100 cities a year is what is called in the comedy business “a grind.” But for Regan, being on the road is what he always dreamed of. Starting off in Florida in the early 1980s, Regan worked his act out on stage up to seven nights a week. And it was the vision of traveling to make people laugh that was foremost in his mind. “It took a while before I played on the West Coast,” says Regan. “I was limited geographically. I literally bought Greyhound bus passes where you could go anywhere you want for 30 days. It wasn’t until after I moved to New York in 1986 that I began branching out and playing the West Coast states.”

It took a decade on the East Coast circuit and a chance gig with Jerry Seinfeld to open Regan’s eyes to the beauty of playing theaters, rather than clubs. “I love the complete focus you get from a theater. When you go back to a comedy club, it’s people eating nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background and the people over here, they came from New York and it’s Jack’s birthday,” Regan reflects. “It’s a different vibe, I enjoy it, but I don’t enjoy it as much as everyone sitting in velvet chairs and paying 100 percent attention.”

Even with an audience giving a comic 100 percent of their undivided attention, there is something that Regan misses from the early comedy club days, and that’s hanging out with other comedians after a gig. Which is why after a Mountain Winery show earlier this year, Regan popped by Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale, just to hang out and say hello. Because for Regan, comedy clubs are his home away from home.

“That’s a great way to put it. I miss the camaraderie of comedy clubs. What’s weird at a theater is that you say good night and the audience goes and walks out one door, and you walk out another door,” he says. “Aren’t we supposed to cuddle when we’re done?”

Over the years, Regan has been adamant that he was not a comic looking to move toward a TV show or some lame sitcom about his life. Call it kismet, but the stars lined up, and Regan is now on a Farrelly Brothers-directed show called Loudermilk on the somewhat obscure AT&T Audience Network channel. “I love the autonomy of being a stand-up comedian and all the choices that come with that,” Regan admits. “Besides the amount of time I get to perform, it’s all up to me and I get to do whatever I want to do.” But when asked about the differences, it seems Regan is no longer against being on the tube. “Acting is a whole other animal. I’m thrilled that I get to do it because it’s a big deal for me. You only get this one life—might as well take on some challenges. I like the team aspect of acting. It’s real interesting to see how a TV show is made.”

For season two, Regan is being directed by either Peter or Bobby Farrelly in various episodes. “Both of them are great,” he says. “Both of them are very cool about letting me branch out and do what I want to do, but if it goes beyond what’s going to help the scene they have to reign me in. And I don’t mind because I’m serving somebody else’s creative vision. I like the difference, and I like being able to do both.”

Brian Regan performs at 7 p.m. on Nov. 30 at the Rio Theatre, 1205 Soquel Ave., Santa Cruz. $47.50/General Admission, $63/Gold Circle. riotheatre.com.

Rob Brezny’s Astrology Nov. 28-Dec. 4

Free will astrology for the week of Nov. 28, 2018.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Every year the bird known as the Arctic tern experiences two summers and enjoys more daylight than any other animal. That’s because it regularly makes a long-distance journey from the Arctic to the Antarctic and back again. Let’s designate this hardy traveler as your inspirational creature for the next eleven months. May it help animate you to experiment with brave jaunts that broaden and deepen your views of the world. I don’t necessarily mean you should literally do the equivalent of circumnavigating the planet. Your expansive adventures might take place mostly in inner realms or closer to home.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When the American Civil War began in 1861, the United States fractured. Four years later, the union was technically restored when the northern states defeated the southern states. At that time, African American slavery became illegal everywhere for the first time since the country’s birth decades earlier. But there was a catch. The southern states soon enacted laws that mandated racial segregation and ensured that African Americans continued to suffer systematic disadvantages. Is there a comparable issue in your personal life? Did you at sometime in the past try to fix an untenable situation only to have it sneak back in a less severe but still debilitating form? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to finish the reforms; to enforce a thorough and permanent correction.  

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Does an elusive giant creature with a long neck inhabit the waters of Loch Ness in northern Scotland? Alleged sightings have been reported since 1933. Most scientists dismiss the possibility that “Nessie” actually exists, but there are photos, films, and videos that provide tantalizing evidence. A government-funded Scottish organization has prepared contingency plans just in case the beast does make an unambiguous appearance. In that spirit, and in accordance with astrological omens, I recommend that you prepare yourself for the arrival in your life of intriguing anomalies and fun mysteries. Like Nessie, they’re nothing to worry about, but you’ll be better able to deal gracefully with them if you’re not totally taken by surprise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Does moss really “eat” rocks, as Cancerian author Elizabeth Gilbert attests in her novel The Signature of All Things? Marine chemist Martin Johnson says yes. Moss really does break down and release elements in solid stone. Gilbert adds, “Given enough time, a colony of moss can turn a cliff into gravel, and turn that gravel into topsoil.” Furthermore, this hardy plant can grow virtually everywhere: in the tropics and frozen wastes, on tree bark and roofing slate, on sloth fur and snail shells. I propose that we make moss your personal symbol of power for now, Cancerian. Be as indomitable, resourceful, and resilient as moss.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let’s shout out a big “THANKS!” and “HALLELUJAH!” to the enzymes in our bodies. These catalytic proteins do an amazing job of converting the food we eat into available energy. Without them, our cells would take forever to turn any particular meal into the power we need to walk, talk, and think. I bring this marvel to your attention, Leo, because now is a favorable time to look for and locate metaphorical equivalents of enzymes: influences and resources that will aid and expedite your ability to live the life you want to live.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place you’ve never been to, perhaps more homesick than for familiar ground,” writes author Judith Thurman. I’m guessing you will experience this feeling in the coming weeks. What does it mean if you do? It may be your deep psyche’s way of nudging you to find an energizing new sanctuary. Or perhaps it means you should search for fresh ways to feel peaceful and well-grounded. Maybe it’s a prod to push you outside your existing comfort zone so you can expand your comfort zone.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Venice, Italy consists of 118 small islands that rise from a shallow lagoon. A network of 443 bridges keeps them all connected. But Venice isn’t the world champion of bridges. The American city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania holds that title, with 446. I nominate these two places to be your inspirational symbols in the coming weeks. It’s time for you to build new metaphorical bridges and take good care of your existing metaphorical bridges.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To aid and support your navigation through this pragmatic phase of your astrological cycle, I have gathered counsel from three productive pragmatists. First is author Helen Keller. She said she wanted to accomplish great and noble things, but her “chief duty” was “to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.” Second, author George Orwell believed that “to see what is in front of one’s nose” requires never-ending diligence. Finally, author Pearl S. Buck testified that she didn’t wait around until she was in the right mood before beginning her work. Instead, she invoked her willpower to summon the necessary motivation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Blackjack is a card game popular in gambling casinos. In the eternal struggle to improve the odds of winning big money, some blackjack players work in teams. One teammate secretly counts the cards as they’re dealt and assesses what cards are likely to come up next. Another teammate gets subtle signals from his card-counting buddy and makes the bets. A casino in Windsor, Ontario pressed charges against one blackjack team, complaining that this tactic was deceptive and dishonest. But the court decided in the team’s favor, ruling that the players weren’t cheating but simply using smart strategy. In the spirit of these blackjack teams, Sagittarius, and in accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to better your odds in a “game” of your choice by using strategy that is almost as good as cheating but isn’t actually cheating.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What has become of the metaphorical seeds you planted during the weeks after your last birthday? Have your intentions flourished? Have your dreams blossomed? Have your talents matured? Have your naive questions evolved into more penetrating questions? Be honest and kind as you answer these inquiries. Be thoughtful and big-hearted as you take inventory of your ability to follow through on your promises to yourself. If people are quizzical about how much attention you’re giving yourself as you take stock, inform them that your astrologer has told you that December is Love Yourself Better Month.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you want to play the drinking game called Possum, you and your friends climb up into a tree with a case of beer and start drinking. As time goes by, people get so hammered they fall out of the tree. The winner is the last one left in the tree. I hope you won’t engage in this form of recreation anytime soon—nor in any other activity that even vaguely resembles it. The coming weeks should be a time of calling on favors, claiming your rewards, collecting your blessings, and graduating to the next level. I trust your policy will be: no trivial pursuits, no wasted efforts, no silly stunts.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his song “Happy Talk,” Academy Award-winning lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II offered this advice: “You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true?” Where do you stand in this regard, Pisces? Do you in fact have a vivid, clearly defined dream? And have you developed a strategy for making that dream come true? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to home in on what you really want and hone your scheme for manifesting it. (P.S. Keep in mind Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s idea: “A goal without a plan is just a wish.”)

Homework: Hug yourself as you tell yourself your biggest secret.

5 Things To Do in Santa Cruz: Nov. 28-Dec. 4

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From International Cheetah Day to the Tannery's winter art market

Cinnabar Winery’s 2016 Monterey Chardonnay Scores High

cinnabar-wine
Mercury Rising now available in growlers, and a notable Chardonnay 2016

Santa Cruz Balsamics Masters the Art of Infusion

Santa Cruz Balsamics
Vinegar fit for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert

Love Your Local Band: Vintage Point

Vintage Point
Vintage Point plays the Crow's Nest on Nov. 30.

Music Picks: November 28-December 4

Brother Ali
Live music highlights for the week of Nov. 28, 2018

Jonathan Franzen’s Santa Cruz Escape

Franzen
Despite a change of scenery, new book shows the author still loves a good argument

California Fires Fuel Interest in CERT’s Local Disaster Training

CERT
Nonprofit Santa Cruz County CERT teaches safety while building community

Santa Cruz Holiday Markets Set Up Shop

wreath
A primer on locally made gifts, from artisan wreaths to small-batch chocolate

Preview: Comedian Brian Regan Comes to the Rio

Brian Regan
Even now that he’s on TV, Brian Regan still likes getting close with a stand-up crowd

Rob Brezny’s Astrology Nov. 28-Dec. 4

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Free will astrology for the week of Nov. 28, 2018
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